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Shipley Glen Dirt Jumps - The Return

I used to ride my bike a lot with friends but it’s been a good while since I have seen any of them and even longer since I rode with any of them. We used to ride around Shipley and jump down steps and up walls and ride at Saltaire skate park (if you can call it that - it’s just a few rounded tarmac humps) and up on Shipley Glen. About 9 or 10 years ago there were enough people all up for it to build some jumps in an old quarry and I remember building the first jumps with a few others, but being too scared to jump any of them after doing a front flip to face on an early attempt.

I never made these doubles then but today, even with the lips worn down I did it in a couple of tries.

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To be fair I did do this:

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But that was in the Shipley Swimming Pool car park before I got there. Puddles are like ice when you’re going really fast and your chain comes off. I needs horizontal dropouts cause single speed is ace.

I went up a few years back while walking about and the jumps I had known had grown and sprouted offspring. Some awesome lines and they looked pretty well maintained despite kids always riding over lips made of sandy soil so I guess they were getting used a fair bit. As I say, that was a few years ago and having a look on Youtube turns up the odd video but nothing of the larger jumps or any one who looks like a local. I decided to go up and see if anything was still there (you can see them from Google Maps but thats a few years out of date too) and indeed there is. Even more lines, but in a state of neglect with a couple of sets of tripples, a step down, some rhythem section stuff. It’s all there, ready to be polished. The soil is getting washed away so the larger doubles are badly eroded but the smaller and less pointy ones are fairing up ok. While I was there a few kids came up and rode over what remained of any lips, but then one of them fell in the bog of eternal stench so he got his comeupance. It’s a shame because I never really got in to it or got as good as some of the people I knew (my next door neighbour was in the paper doing a 360 up a step up that was huge then) and I never even saw it in it’s full glory. No one seems to have a problem with the jumps up there and there are loads of people walking about and lots of younger kids ride up and down the steep bits and fall off in the muddy bits. I was reading the other day about some trails over in Adel that have been flattened by Leeds City Council with no real warning or explanation after being there for years and harbouring several pro riders, and they looked awesome. Aw they look so good. And they are gone :( Or are they back? I don’t know, and I don’t know any one who knows their location any way :(

Adel Trails

Shipley Glen Trails seem to be a permenant fixture and in 15 minutes ride of Saltaire train station 2 stops out of Leeds, I’d love to see more people building up there. Maybe there are some locals? Haven’t really seen any bike riders other than communters and look-at-me-I’ve-got-a-£3000-bike-with-matching-lyrcra types. If any one is up for it, send me a mail.

I can’t wait for the summer, I might pitch a tent up there.

South Park Season 12 Episode 03

South Park Season 12 Episode 03 is possibly the best South Park I have ever seen. Seriously I nearly died laughing.

With lines like “Mary-Jane Piss In Your Face Fun Time” and “We all have to face it - Cats are deadly animals and if you stick your nose up their crotch and snort their piss they can kill you!”, you know it’s a winner.

The cat piss fueled world Kenny and Gerald visit is awesome..

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“I couldn’t stay away… ‘Cause of your rockin’ tits”

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“Sure you get to fight in the breastuary..”

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“..you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway”

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Ace. You can check it and other South Parks out at http://www.sidereel.com/South_Park.

The song used is “Heavy Metal” by Sammy Hagar. Hear it and see this awesome mash up with Final Fantasy IX which is kind of like the South Park episode (or is the titworld kind of like Final Fantasy IX? Pop culture and it’s reference based humour is becoming cyclical) here:

FF IX - Heavy Metal

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她将拥有核弹!

Ace Chinese Advertisement We all know that translating things to other languages using Google Translate or for that matter any form of translation is not always perfect, especially if you are translating from one language family to another as I was (English to Chinese - that’s a western sub-branch of the Germanic branch of the Indo-European family of languages translated to one of the two branches of the Sino-Tibetan family of languages).

I’ve had all kinds of amusing things come up, especially if you keep translating the same phrase between languages and the most recent I have found (don’t ask me why I was translating this) is:

“She would get it”

From English to Simplified Chinese you get:

她将拥有核弹

Which translated back to Engligh is:

“She will have a nuclear bomb”.

Excellent.

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